Mammosurgeons
GROSSE TETE, LOUISIANA, USA — There’s meticulous science behind the perfect pair of breasts.
Category: Rated PG
PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.
Unreliable Boners
BLACK PIPE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — It’s a race to acquire a bigger pecker. Who will end up on the short end of the stick?
Rendezvous
ALSACE PLAIN, FRANCE — Presumably, at least some romantic liaisons in France end with a satisfying orgasmic release. Some, anyway.
Vacuum Cleaner
BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.
Full Stop
FLOE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Explore the nexus between punctuation and menstruation, if you dare.
The French Plumber
TOULOUSE, FRANCE — “C’est une énorme crotte, monsieur. Il faut faire appel à un professionnel.” [It’s a massive turd, sir. You need to call in a professional.]