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Tag: Food and Beverages

Organic material, such as plants and animals, consumed to sustain life processes–in other words, the stuff we eat and drink.

Chef Papadopoulos
Limericks, Rated G

Chef Papadopoulos

THESSALONIKI, GREECE — Chef is a paragon of Mediterranean culinary excellence.

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November 7, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
Say Cheese
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Say Cheese

PARIS, FRANCE — The French staunchly defend their mother-tongue against linguistic incursion, but they don’t always succeed.

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November 6, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Jäger Shots
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Jäger Shots

SWALLOW HILL, DELAWARE, USA — Alcohol is not the best way to learn about physics, but it will do in a pinch.

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September 9, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
In the Garden
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In the Garden

LUMPKIN, GEORGIA, USA — Always use the right tool for the right job.

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April 13, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Le Muffét
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Le Muffét

DETROIT, MICHIGAN, USA — Whether you come to eat or eat to come, the place to be at noon is Le Muffet.

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March 27, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Breasts and Barbecue
Haikus, Rated PG

Breasts and Barbecue

HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA — The staples of the American way of life exemplify the character of a nation.

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February 19, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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