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Tag: Genitals

The organs of generation, principally the external structures. In other words, dicks and pussies.

Zips With Zeal
Haikus, Rated PG

Zips With Zeal

CHUMSTICK, WASHINGTON — Haste makes waste, and in this case haste may also make chaste, at least for a while.

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September 27, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Whale Clit
Haikus, Rated PG

Whale Clit

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Males of most species are sexually ignorant. A significant portion focus exclusively on their own gratification.

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September 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
I Nipple Fart
Haikus, Rated R

I Nipple Fart

DICK, MICHIGAN, USA — Neurodivergents can experience great difficulty in verbalizing their thoughts and feelings, as if the words themselves were mocking them.

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September 19, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
In Vietnam
Haikus, Rated PG

In Vietnam

HANOI, VIETNAM — You could say that dicks come in large denominations in Asia.

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September 17, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Bottomless Beach
Limericks, Rated PG

Bottomless Beach

WOODY, CALIFORNIA, USA — Going commando under the tropical sun is a risky proposition. It is also exhausting.

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September 6, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Sushi Roll
Limericks, Rated PG

Sushi Roll

BEAVERLICK, KENTUCKY, USA — Oral sex is an outrageously funny concept. People will lick just about anything given the chance.

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July 12, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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