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Tag: Militaria

Soldiers, sailors, airmen, machines of war and topics related to military matters.

Major Munch
Limericks, Rated PG

Major Munch

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA, USA — “The Big Easy” is big. And easy. For lesbian sex. Or something.

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March 26, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
The Kandahar Code
Limericks, Rated PG

The Kandahar Code

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN — Desert warfare against unconventional enemy combatants requires unconventional tactics.

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March 25, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Terminator: First Units
Limericks, Rated PG

Terminator: First Units

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, USA — Even an advanced A.I. takes time to perfect its designs. Skynet is no exception.

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March 18, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
Aliens: Sulaco Transmission
Limericks, Rated G

Aliens: Sulaco Transmission

PLANET ACHERON — The population of Hadley’s Hope has dropped to zero. There’s a shitload of paperwork to do.

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March 7, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Starship Troopers: Brains
Limericks, Rated G

Starship Troopers: Brains

PLANET KLENDATHU — The arachnids allegedly hit us first. If you believe that, you’re dumber than an insect.

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January 23, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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