The Eulogy of Jedediah Bittle
CHARLESTON, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Tragedy can strike anyone, even the legends among us, though the truth of it is hard to swallow.
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Jack Sprat
ESSEX, ENGLAND — Surprisingly, gastronomic compatibility is a poor basis for a meaningful marital relationship.
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MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN, USA — Neve is a milk entrepreneur in America’s Dairyland. But can she expand her operation?