Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated PG

The Kandahar Code

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN — Desert warfare against unconventional enemy combatants requires unconventional tactics.

Limericks, Rated PG

Frustrated Tech Girl

SWEET TIT, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — If you are desperate for a solution to a radical problem, choose your words carefully.

Limericks, Rated PG

Pharaoh’s Decree

MEMPHIS PALACE — It can be emasculating for a man to be fired from his job, especially under these circumstances.

Limericks, Rated PG

Terminator: First Units

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, USA — Even an advanced A.I. takes time to perfect its designs. Skynet is no exception.

Limericks, Rated PG

Enterprising Slut

GREEN BUSH, MICHIGAN, USA — Sex workers are often nude, so any innovation in personal storage solutions is most welcome.

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Vile Food Paste

SEA OF TRANQUILITY — You’re taking a risk if the moonwalk EVA lasts longer than 40 minutes.