Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

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Limericks, Rated G

Millers

ENID, OKLAHOMA, USA — There are some professions more noble than others. And then there’s this.

Limericks, Rated PG

Rendezvous

ALSACE PLAIN, FRANCE — Presumably, at least some romantic liaisons in France end with a satisfying orgasmic release. Some, anyway.

Limericks, Rated PG

Vacuum Cleaner

BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.

Haikus, Rated G

Roy Batty

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — We all grapple with our own mortality. Perhaps our own conscious creations will as well.

Limericks, Rated PG

Full Stop

FLOE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Explore the nexus between punctuation and menstruation, if you dare.

Limericks, Rated PG

The French Plumber

TOULOUSE, FRANCE — “C’est une énorme crotte, monsieur. Il faut faire appel à un professionnel.” [It’s a massive turd, sir. You need to call in a professional.]