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Stumpy Gould

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Author: Stumpy

There is only speculation about Stumpy. Is he a prophet? Is he a revolutionary? Nobody knows of his background or even where he is at any given time. What's he looking for as he travels the globe? Why does he feel compelled to write stuff down and share it with the world? Why fucking limericks? Who knows. The man is an enigma.

Registered: June 26, 2014 | Posts: 203

The Washer
Limericks, Rated G

The Washer

EDMONTON, CANADA — Technology always advances, but sometimes the simplest solutions are the best.

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Stumpy
November 11, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Millers
Limericks, Rated G

Millers

ENID, OKLAHOMA, USA — There are some professions more noble than others. And then there’s this.

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Stumpy
November 7, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Rendezvous
Limericks, Rated PG

Rendezvous

ALSACE PLAIN, FRANCE — Presumably, at least some romantic liaisons in France end with a satisfying orgasmic release. Some, anyway.

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Stumpy
October 19, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Vacuum Cleaner
Limericks, Rated PG

Vacuum Cleaner

BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
Roy Batty
Haikus, Rated G

Roy Batty

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — We all grapple with our own mortality. Perhaps our own conscious creations will as well.

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Stumpy
October 1, 2017November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Full Stop
Limericks, Rated PG

Full Stop

FLOE, WEST VIRGINIA, USA — Explore the nexus between punctuation and menstruation, if you dare.

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Stumpy
September 17, 2017November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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