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Category: Haikus

Haikus are Japanese-inspired, three-line, 17-syllable poems. Lines 1 and 3 are five syllables long. Line 2 is composed of seven syllables. There are no rhyme or meter proscriptions.

Roy Batty
Haikus, Rated G

Roy Batty

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — We all grapple with our own mortality. Perhaps our own conscious creations will as well.

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October 1, 2017November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Jäger Shots
Haikus, Rated G

Jäger Shots

SWALLOW HILL, DELAWARE, USA — Alcohol is not the best way to learn about physics, but it will do in a pinch.

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September 9, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Attic Search
Haikus, Rated PG

Attic Search

COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA — Before the advent of the interwebs, old school porn was an analog medium so much harder to acquire and hide.

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Stumpy
July 25, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Talk
Haikus, Rated PG

Lesbian Talk

PIE TOWN, NEW MEXICO, USA — The best way to come out and say it is to come out and say it.

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Stumpy
April 15, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Breasts and Barbecue
Haikus, Rated PG

Breasts and Barbecue

HOUSTON, TEXAS, USA — The staples of the American way of life exemplify the character of a nation.

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Stumpy
February 19, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Bad Gefilte Fish
Haikus, Rated PG

Bad Gefilte Fish

PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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