The Age-Old Standby
CLIMAX, NORTH CAROLINA — One’s self-interested stimulation need not be overly complicated. Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best solutions.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
In the Orchard
SOMMERLOCH, AUSTRIA — In this small town in Rheinland-Pfalz, it’s seed-planting time for this young couple.
Lactation Station
MOLLY’S NIPPLE, UTAH — The federal government is always poking its nose into its citizens’ nipples.
From the Internet
LOCAL BROWSER HISTORY — Keep one hand free to diddle as you scour the web endlessly for porn that will scratch that fetish itch.
Chastity Belts
TWATT, SCOTLAND — On the Shetland Islands, lock down access to that pussy with actual hardware to discourage interlopers.
Aim for the Chin
MCNUTT, WYOMING, USA — As with most things in life, you need to stay focused on the final objective to hit the target.