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Author: Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen

Registered: January 30, 2015 | Posts: 9

Sperm Bank
Limericks, Rated PG

Sperm Bank

WANKERS CORNER, OREGON, USA — For all of two and a half minutes of “work,” if you’re chosen as a donor, the money’s easy to come by.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
November 13, 2023November 15, 2023 · 1 min read
Powerful Totems
Limericks, Rated PG

Powerful Totems

KARNATAKA, INDIA — Many cultures hold elephants in high esteem, especially in India. But it turns out pachyderms aren’t the ballers their reputations suggest.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
May 7, 2019November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
BLT
Limericks, Rated G

BLT

SARATOGA, NEW YORK, USA — Different cultures prefer different foods for different reasons.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
March 8, 2017November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Pachyderms
Limericks, Rated G

Pachyderms

NORTHERN ZIMBABWE — An ode to elephants and their trunked awesomeness.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
November 23, 2015November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
In the Orchard
Limericks, Rated R

In the Orchard

SOMMERLOCH, AUSTRIA — In this small town in Rheinland-Pfalz, it’s seed-planting time for this young couple.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
October 23, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Richard Dawkins
Limericks, Rated G

Richard Dawkins

OXFORD, ENGLAND — Dawkins may be less overtly anti-religious than some of his contemporaries, but he is an outspoken critic baseless claims.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
February 17, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read

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