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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Bill Cosby
Limericks, Rated PG

Bill Cosby

CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO, USA — “America’s Dad” turned out to be a serial rapist, a sexual predator that assaulted women for decades. Until the law caught up with him.

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Stumpy
July 14, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Sushi Roll
Limericks, Rated PG

Sushi Roll

BEAVERLICK, KENTUCKY, USA — Oral sex is an outrageously funny concept. People will lick just about anything given the chance.

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Stumpy
July 12, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Catfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Catfish

LOCAL RESERVOIR — They’re not remotely like their namesakes, but they are pretty cool, nonetheless.

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Stumpy
July 8, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Narcoleptic Whore
Limericks, Rated PG

The Narcoleptic Whore

TUCKAHOE, NEW JERSEY, USA — It’s hard enough to make a living on your back, but if you just can’t stay awake while you’re there?

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Stumpy
June 25, 2015November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Her Majesty
Limericks, Rated R

Her Majesty

WINDSOR CASTLE — The regent’s hygiene is paramount in assuring a long reign. But it takes a dedicated staff willing to go to extreme measures.

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Stumpy
June 10, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Honeybees
Limericks, Rated G

Honeybees

LOCAL APIARY — Honey has fed humans and our ancestors back at least 34 million years. It’s a remarkable substance, and, if you think about it, kind of disgusting.

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Noushin Behrooz
June 6, 2015November 28, 2024 · 1 min read

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