Sushi Roll
BEAVERLICK, KENTUCKY, USA — Oral sex is an outrageously funny concept. People will lick just about anything given the chance.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
The Catfish
LOCAL RESERVOIR — They’re not remotely like their namesakes, but they are pretty cool, nonetheless.
The Narcoleptic Whore
TUCKAHOE, NEW JERSEY, USA — It’s hard enough to make a living on your back, but if you just can’t stay awake while you’re there?
Her Majesty
WINDSOR CASTLE — The regent’s hygiene is paramount in assuring a long reign. But it takes a dedicated staff willing to go to extreme measures.
Honeybees
LOCAL APIARY — Honey has fed humans and our ancestors back at least 34 million years. It’s a remarkable substance, and, if you think about it, kind of disgusting.
Sapphic Gymnasts
SPREAD EAGLE, WISCONSIN, USA — Being limber has many advantages.