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Author: Noushin Behrooz

Registered: November 25, 2014 | Posts: 4

The Yurt
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The Yurt

GOBI-MANCHURIAN STEPPE — These circular structures have been little marvels in Central Asia for thousands of years.

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Noushin Behrooz
January 17, 2019October 6, 2024 · 1 min read
Stark and Certain Terms
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Stark and Certain Terms

GREAT VOID OF EMPTY NOTHINGNESS — It’s all over when you check out. No cherubs with harps among the clouds, just decay, disintegration and dispersion.

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Noushin Behrooz
February 8, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Honeybees
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Honeybees

LOCAL APIARY — Honey has fed humans and our ancestors back at least 34 million years. It’s a remarkable substance, and, if you think about it, kind of disgusting.

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Noushin Behrooz
June 6, 2015November 28, 2024 · 1 min read
Walking
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Walking

BORING, OREGON, USA — Walking itself is not that exciting, but it’s sometimes the only option available. Suck it up.

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Noushin Behrooz
November 15, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
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