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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Star Trek: Offworld Porn
Limericks, Rated PG

Star Trek: Offworld Porn

PLANET RIGEL VII — There is no doubt that relations with offworld civilizations would expand the horizons of porn content, technology and markets.

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February 1, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Hippopotamus Sex
Limericks, Rated PG

Hippopotamus Sex

RUNGWA RIVER, TANZANIA — These are huge animals with sex lives.

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Stumpy
January 30, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Sheepherders’ School
Limericks, Rated G

The Sheepherders’ School

DING DONG, TEXAS, USA — There are reasons to pursue a particular profession, and there are reasons to actively avoid a particular profession.

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Stumpy
January 29, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
The Cannabis Question
Limericks, Rated PG

The Cannabis Question

WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — It seems quaint now, but there was a time when marijuana was considered a threat to civilization.

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Fluffy Lane
January 18, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
A Defiant Few
Limericks, Rated R

A Defiant Few

DAKAR, SENEGAL — No judgements, but how do you get consent from a sheep?

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Stumpy
January 6, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Anne Boleyn
Limericks, Rated PG

Anne Boleyn

GREENWICH PALACE — A poetic account of the rise and fall of Anne Boleyn.

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Stumpy
January 1, 2015November 4, 2023 · 2 mins read

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