Limericks, Rated R

A Defiant Few

In general, shepherds construe
That sex with their sheep is taboo;
But a defiant few
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They should do what they want and screw ewe.

See also this limerick’s What the Flock? companion piece:

Research shows that one in ten rams is gay, so sheep-fucking isn’t just for straight perverts. The prevalence of ewe lesbianism is absent in the literature, however. Read more weirdness about ram testicular circumference and pizzle rot. Yes, pizzle rot.

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