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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices
Limericks, Rated G

Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices

DELTA QUADRANT — Star Trek‘s “holodeck” technology seems to cause more trouble than it’s worth, but the stories are good.

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October 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Never Pay Retail
Limericks, Rated R

Never Pay Retail

COOTER, MISSOURI, USA — As in most things in life, you can pay the sticker price or you can strike a bargain.

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Stumpy
October 3, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Tripe
Limericks, Rated R

Tripe

PORCAVILLE, NEW YORK, USA — Some parts of the pig or more desirable than others, unless you happen to like the gross bits.

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Javier Seguro
September 10, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Watersports
Limericks, Rated PG

Watersports

DRAIN, OREGON, USA — If you like it wet and wild, this one’s for you.

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Stumpy
September 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Donald’s Dismay
Limericks, Rated R

Donald’s Dismay

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — Even a handjob to a narcissist is an opportunity to criticize.

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Stumpy
September 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: Tribbles
Limericks, Rated PG

Star Trek: Tribbles

SPACE STATION K-7 — The anatomy of these furry favorites in the Star Trek universe has been poorly understood for a long time.

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Stumpy
August 24, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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