Never Pay Retail
COOTER, MISSOURI, USA — As in most things in life, you can pay the sticker price or you can strike a bargain.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Tripe
PORCAVILLE, NEW YORK, USA — Some parts of the pig or more desirable than others, unless you happen to like the gross bits.
Watersports
DRAIN, OREGON, USA — If you like it wet and wild, this one’s for you.
Donald’s Dismay
NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — Even a handjob to a narcissist is an opportunity to criticize.
Star Trek: Tribbles
SPACE STATION K-7 — The anatomy of these furry favorites in the Star Trek universe has been poorly understood for a long time.
Racist White Barbers
BIGGERVILLE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Knowledge of ethnic hair care is a real differentiator when it comes to choice of stylist.