Limericks, Rated R

Donald’s Dismay

The teenaged intern tugged away,
To Donald’s chagrin and dismay,
For her handjob technique lacked,
So, straight away she got sacked,
For rubbing the putz the wrong way.

See also this limerick’s Donald Trump companion pieces:

The vindictive, racist, sexist, elitist, braggadocious asswipe American billionaire Donald Trump has made over $100 million in salary and royalties from his television show The Apprentice that debuted in 2003 on NBC. His “You’re fired!” catchphrase became a pop culture meme. Of course, then the douchebag ran for president against Hillary Clinton and inexplicably won. Incidentally, meme was coined by Richard Dawkins.

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