Miss Buxom
NORTH ATLANTIC — If your ship runs into an iceberg, you better be prepared to survive in the water.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Major Munch
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA, USA — “The Big Easy” is big. And easy. For lesbian sex. Or something.
The Kandahar Code
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN — Desert warfare against unconventional enemy combatants requires unconventional tactics.
Mademoiselle Gras
RUISSEAU DE L’ARSE, FRANCE — There are weight-loss methods and there are drastic weight-loss methods.
Frustrated Tech Girl
SWEET TIT, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — If you are desperate for a solution to a radical problem, choose your words carefully.