Terminator: First Units
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, USA — Even an advanced A.I. takes time to perfect its designs. Skynet is no exception.
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Enterprising Slut
GREEN BUSH, MICHIGAN, USA — Sex workers are often nude, so any innovation in personal storage solutions is most welcome.
The Sad Sack
DENVER, COLORADO, USA — Got gonads? Go big or go home.
Vile Food Paste
SEA OF TRANQUILITY — You’re taking a risk if the moonwalk EVA lasts longer than 40 minutes.
The Cheeky Analyst
BEIJING, CHINA — There’s a vocal orifice in China with a remarkable talent.
Aliens: Sulaco Transmission
PLANET ACHERON — The population of Hadley’s Hope has dropped to zero. There’s a shitload of paperwork to do.