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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

  • Prose
    • Jokes
    • Stories
  • Poems
    • Haikus
    • Limericks
    • Lyrics
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    • Rated R
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Category: Limericks

Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!

The Ass-Man
Limericks, Rated R

The Ass-Man

KIESTER, MINNESOTA, USA — If a fantasy comes true, actual reality may not live up to the imagined one.

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February 18, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Mammosurgeons
Limericks, Rated PG

Mammosurgeons

GROSSE TETE, LOUISIANA, USA — There’s meticulous science behind the perfect pair of breasts.

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Stumpy
February 6, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Unreliable Boners
Limericks, Rated PG

Unreliable Boners

BLACK PIPE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — It’s a race to acquire a bigger pecker. Who will end up on the short end of the stick?

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Stumpy
January 2, 2018November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Bartertown
Limericks, Rated G

Bartertown

AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK — On the edge of the vast salt lake, the Devil’s Anvil, Aunty struggles to erect a vestige of civilization.

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Stumpy
November 27, 2017November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
The Washer
Limericks, Rated G

The Washer

EDMONTON, CANADA — Technology always advances, but sometimes the simplest solutions are the best.

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Stumpy
November 11, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Millers
Limericks, Rated G

Millers

ENID, OKLAHOMA, USA — There are some professions more noble than others. And then there’s this.

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Stumpy
November 7, 2017November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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