Unreliable Boners
BLACK PIPE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — It’s a race to acquire a bigger pecker. Who will end up on the short end of the stick?
Category: Limericks
Limericks, which originated around 1896, are short, humorous poems five lines long. The first, second, and fifth lines rhyme with each other. The third and fourth lines are shorter and form a rhymed couplet. Stumpy believes that the point of the poem matters more than slavish adherence to anapestic form. So screw metrical feet. Just enjoy them!
Bartertown
AUSTRALIAN OUTBACK — On the edge of the vast salt lake, the Devil’s Anvil, Aunty struggles to erect a vestige of civilization.
The Washer
EDMONTON, CANADA — Technology always advances, but sometimes the simplest solutions are the best.
Millers
ENID, OKLAHOMA, USA — There are some professions more noble than others. And then there’s this.
Rendezvous
ALSACE PLAIN, FRANCE — Presumably, at least some romantic liaisons in France end with a satisfying orgasmic release. Some, anyway.
Vacuum Cleaner
BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.