Poems – Page 36 – Stumpy Gould

Miss Buxom

NORTH ATLANTIC — If your ship runs into an iceberg, you better be prepared to survive in the water.

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA, USA — They don’t call it “Sin City” for nothing.

NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA, USA — “The Big Easy” is big. And easy. For lesbian sex. Or something.

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN — Desert warfare against unconventional enemy combatants requires unconventional tactics.

RUISSEAU DE L’ARSE, FRANCE — There are weight-loss methods and there are drastic weight-loss methods.

SWEET TIT, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — If you are desperate for a solution to a radical problem, choose your words carefully.