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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Poems

This section includes limericks, haikus and song lyrics.

Pharaoh’s Decree
Limericks, Rated PG

Pharaoh’s Decree

MEMPHIS PALACE — It can be emasculating for a man to be fired from his job, especially under these circumstances.

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March 21, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Terminator: First Units
Limericks, Rated PG

Terminator: First Units

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, USA — Even an advanced A.I. takes time to perfect its designs. Skynet is no exception.

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Stumpy
March 18, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
Enterprising Slut
Limericks, Rated PG

Enterprising Slut

GREEN BUSH, MICHIGAN, USA — Sex workers are often nude, so any innovation in personal storage solutions is most welcome.

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Stumpy
March 16, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
The Sad Sack
Limericks, Rated PG

The Sad Sack

DENVER, COLORADO, USA — Got gonads? Go big or go home.

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Fluffy Lane
March 14, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
Vile Food Paste
Limericks, Rated PG

Vile Food Paste

SEA OF TRANQUILITY — You’re taking a risk if the moonwalk EVA lasts longer than 40 minutes.

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Stumpy
March 12, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
The Cheeky Analyst
Limericks, Rated PG

The Cheeky Analyst

BEIJING, CHINA — There’s a vocal orifice in China with a remarkable talent.

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Stumpy
March 11, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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