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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.

Rump Wranglers
Limericks, Rated R

Rump Wranglers

BAGGS, WYOMING, USA — After driving cattle all day in the dust and blazing sun, some cowboys will be boys with other boys.

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Stumpy
November 6, 2015December 25, 2024 · 1 min read
The Age-Old Standby
Limericks, Rated PG

The Age-Old Standby

CLIMAX, NORTH CAROLINA — One’s self-interested stimulation need not be overly complicated. Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best solutions.

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Stumpy
October 30, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Incest
Haikus, Rated R

Incest

INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — In the end, it’s family you gotta choose, when everyone else has let you down.

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Stumpy
October 27, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
In the Orchard
Limericks, Rated R

In the Orchard

SOMMERLOCH, AUSTRIA — In this small town in Rheinland-Pfalz, it’s seed-planting time for this young couple.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
October 23, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Lactation Station
Limericks, Rated PG

Lactation Station

MOLLY’S NIPPLE, UTAH — The federal government is always poking its nose into its citizens’ nipples.

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Stumpy
October 18, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Restaurants
Jokes, Rated R

Restaurants

GREASY, OKLAHOMA, USA — Jokes about America’s sad choice of chain dining options, many of them gross and unhealthy fast food.

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Stumpy
October 14, 2015November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read

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