From the Internet
LOCAL BROWSER HISTORY — Keep one hand free to diddle as you scour the web endlessly for porn that will scratch that fetish itch.
Category: Ratings
Content is rated on a subjective scale of adult subject matter, crudeness and coarse language.
Dry Rub
HARD SCRATCH, IOWA — Good lord, it’s now on the menu and reasonably priced, but are you brave enough to order it?
Chastity Belts
TWATT, SCOTLAND — On the Shetland Islands, lock down access to that pussy with actual hardware to discourage interlopers.
Aim for the Chin
MCNUTT, WYOMING, USA — As with most things in life, you need to stay focused on the final objective to hit the target.
Dwarfs & Midgets
SHORT PUMP, VIRGINIA — A diminutive poetic form for diminutive human forms.
Zips With Zeal
CHUMSTICK, WASHINGTON — Haste makes waste, and in this case haste may also make chaste, at least for a while.