Nordic Mosquitoes
TRONDHEIM, NORWAY — The only thing worse than a bloodsucking skeeter is all of them draining you at once.
Category: Rated G
G – Generally Innocuous
Contains inoffensive, safe content that is suitable for virtually all ages and sensibilities.
Example: Ponies and rainbows make Sarah smile.
Jäger Shots
SWALLOW HILL, DELAWARE, USA — Alcohol is not the best way to learn about physics, but it will do in a pinch.
The Ratfish
NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Don’t let the name fool you. This fish is, indeed, a fish.
Sam the Horse
WICHITA, KANSAS, USA — You many not believe it, but horses are more than just food. Take Sam, for example.
Executive Order
WASHINGTON, D.C., USA — With absolute power, an unaccountable absolute asshole can do absolutely anything.
In the Garden
LUMPKIN, GEORGIA, USA — Always use the right tool for the right job.