Every Mermaid’s Wish
BRINY BREEZES, FLORIDA, USA — Half fish, half woman. How does one reconcile such a nightmarish morphological mismatch.
Category: Rated G
G – Generally Innocuous
Contains inoffensive, safe content that is suitable for virtually all ages and sensibilities.
Example: Ponies and rainbows make Sarah smile.
The Artistic Diver
WESTERN PACIFIC — There’s room for art in all facets of life, you just have to be willing to invest the time, energy and expense to make it a permanent resident.
Zoë’s Zombie Lover
ATLANTA, GEORGIA, USA — When the dead rise from their graves to feast on the living, you can count on one thing: old relationships didn’t rise with them.
Star Trek: The Replicators
ALPHA QUADRANT — If a security officer you’ve never seen beams down to the planet surface with Kirk in the opening Star Trek scene, you know it’s not going to end well for him.
Aliens: Sulaco Transmission
PLANET ACHERON — The population of Hadley’s Hope has dropped to zero. There’s a shitload of paperwork to do.
Starship Troopers: Brains
PLANET KLENDATHU — The arachnids allegedly hit us first. If you believe that, you’re dumber than an insect.