Dung Weight Standards
KAKA, ARIZONA, USA — If it’s got to be moved, it’s got to be weighed. Special units of measure apply.
Category: Rated PG
PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.
Rum Grog
CARIBBEAN SEA — When conditions are particularly bad, you can always use drugs to quell rebellion.
The Star
BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS, USA — When it comes to classifying stars, it takes lots of observation and calculation for it to surrender its secrets.
Singh’s Grips
MUMBAI, INDIA — Is this someone’s idea of a sikh joke or what?
The Oyster Cloister
TACOMA, WASHINGTON, USA — The comparison of shellfish to genitalia is one as old as time. And it’s still funny as fuck.
The Excrement Trade
CRAPO, MICHIGAN, USA — shit (noun): also crap, bull, dirt, poop, turd, dung, muck, manure, kaka, waste, feces, stool, droppings