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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Category: Rated PG

PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.

The Homeless Prostitute
Limericks, Rated PG

The Homeless Prostitute

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, USA — Fuller Park is a rough neighborhood, especially for sex workers that people consider trash.

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Stumpy
September 5, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
All Over the Map
Limericks, Rated PG

All Over the Map

NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK, USA — If there can be an app for it, there is an app for it.

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Stumpy
August 1, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Attic Search
Haikus, Rated PG

Attic Search

COLUMBUS, OHIO, USA — Before the advent of the interwebs, old school porn was an analog medium so much harder to acquire and hide.

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Stumpy
July 25, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Singularity Jokes
Limericks, Rated PG

Singularity Jokes

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — Stephen Hawking did have a sense of humor and he did like talking about black holes in particular.

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Stumpy
July 11, 2016November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Fracking
Limericks, Rated PG

Fracking

STANLEY, NORTH DAKOTA, USA — Hydraulic fracturing is like raw-dogging the earth deep in its tight borehole.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Stranger
Limericks, Rated PG

The Stranger

HAND PLACE, IDAHO, USA — Take touching yourself to the next level with this revolutionary technique.

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Stumpy
June 26, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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