Dare to Trust
BEAVER DAM, KENTUCKY, USA — Sometimes you need a little faith to make it through the month.
Category: Rated PG
PG – Pretty Gross
May contain adult themes offensive to sensitive readers.
Example: You know, Mike is kind of a douchebag.
Bad Gefilte Fish
PRINCIPALITY OF GALILEE — The Son of God, food-poisoned, suffers the same symptoms as the rest of us mere mortals.
The Age-Old Standby
CLIMAX, NORTH CAROLINA — One’s self-interested stimulation need not be overly complicated. Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best solutions.
Lactation Station
MOLLY’S NIPPLE, UTAH — The federal government is always poking its nose into its citizens’ nipples.
Chastity Belts
TWATT, SCOTLAND — On the Shetland Islands, lock down access to that pussy with actual hardware to discourage interlopers.
Zips With Zeal
CHUMSTICK, WASHINGTON — Haste makes waste, and in this case haste may also make chaste, at least for a while.