Insert the plug, leave out the string
Or watch your cooch leak like a spring;
Pray the cotton stems the flow,
So, no matter where you go,
You dare to trust the bloody thing.
Every 28 or 29 days between the ages of 12 and 50, a woman experiences around 450 menstrual cycles, equating to some ten years or 3,500 days of her life. She will use nearly 11,000 tampons during that time. Only a few mammals go through menopause. Humans, humpback whales and elephants are among them. Read more “25 Little-Known Facts About Your Period.”