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Star Wars: Bothans

Those Bothans died for information
About the Death Star battle station,
But as sub-contractors
Felled by force majeure factors,
Insurers denied compensation.

The Rebel Alliance’s official incident report failed to disclose the actual death toll. Casualties in the operation to procure the Death Star plans were vaguely characterized as “many.” —Melvin Wiener, a 42-year-old virgin geek and self-professed Star Wars fanatic in Topeka

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