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Drunkards and drinkers who imbibe alcoholic beverages, habitually or not. Also the state and consequences of inebriation and addiction.

The Rum of St. Croix
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The Rum of St. Croix

VIRGIN ISLANDS — The traditional, heavier rum made from blackstrap molasses has a peculiar taste.

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November 22, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Jäger Shots
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Jäger Shots

SWALLOW HILL, DELAWARE, USA — Alcohol is not the best way to learn about physics, but it will do in a pinch.

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September 9, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
A Dishonest Hooker
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A Dishonest Hooker

ONANCOCK, VIRGINIA, USA — Beware of the sex worker who steals your stuff!

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December 19, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Shipmates
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Lesbian Shipmates

FINGERVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — It’s so pleasant when the crew is like-minded.

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November 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices
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Star Trek Voyager: The Doctor’s Vices

DELTA QUADRANT — Star Trek‘s “holodeck” technology seems to cause more trouble than it’s worth, but the stories are good.

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October 5, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read
Alcoholic Lesbians
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Alcoholic Lesbians

LOVELADY, TEXAS, USA — Inebriation has always been an antecedent to sexual activity, by lowering inhibitions.

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July 14, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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