Limericks, Rated PG

Alcoholic Lesbians

Alcoholic lesbians bicker
And, when drunk, they quarrel still quicker;
Yet, after a while,
They’re apt to reconcile
And prove adept at holding their licker.

Legitimate, though really odd, research funded by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) suggests that there’s “ample evidence of lesbians’ vulnerability to hazardous drinking.” Whatever the fuck that means.

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