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Tag: Business & Commerce

The system of selling or trading goods (products) or services for money or other goods and services (barter). Includes economic systems and related professions and professionals, corporations, partnerships and barter.

Restaurants
Jokes, Rated R

Restaurants

GREASY, OKLAHOMA, USA — Jokes about America’s sad choice of chain dining options, many of them gross and unhealthy fast food.

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October 14, 2015November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Free Market Deer
Limericks, Rated PG

Free Market Deer

BUCKATUNNA, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Deer play a pivotal role in our economic system. Or so this limerick implies.

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February 9, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
A Dishonest Hooker
Limericks, Rated PG

A Dishonest Hooker

ONANCOCK, VIRGINIA, USA — Beware of the sex worker who steals your stuff!

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December 19, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Build a Better Penis
Jokes, Rated PG

Build a Better Penis

KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA — New technology makes getting a replacement appendage an upgrade from the old one, even the original.

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Stumpy
November 20, 2014November 14, 2023 · 3 mins read
Dirk’s Dildo Works
Limericks, Rated R

Dirk’s Dildo Works

BIGBONE, KENTUCKY, USA — If everyone wants one, it’s going to be difficult to obtain.

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November 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Racist White Barbers
Limericks, Rated PG

Racist White Barbers

BIGGERVILLE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Knowledge of ethnic hair care is a real differentiator when it comes to choice of stylist.

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August 21, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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