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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Flora & Fauna

Animal and plant life of all kinds, including microscopic, mythological and extraterrestrial.

The Fishwife’s Store
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fishwife’s Store

SNOOK, TEXAS, USA — In any community, there are keystone players who touch a disproportionate number of others during a typical day.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Kims
Limericks, Rated PG

The Kims

NORMAL, ILLINOIS, USA — It’s not easy tackling culture shock, no matter how much you try to change. Some aspects of your upbringing are immutable.

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Stumpy
April 13, 2014November 27, 2024 · 1 min read
Rooster at the Gate
Limericks, Rated R

Rooster at the Gate

CHICKEN BRISTLE, ILLINOIS, USA — If you have access to something you care about, don’t take it for granted. That access can be denied.

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April 11, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Starship Troopers: Brains
Limericks, Rated G

Starship Troopers: Brains

PLANET KLENDATHU — The arachnids allegedly hit us first. If you believe that, you’re dumber than an insect.

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January 23, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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