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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Flora & Fauna

Animal and plant life of all kinds, including microscopic, mythological and extraterrestrial.

BLT
Limericks, Rated G

BLT

SARATOGA, NEW YORK, USA — Different cultures prefer different foods for different reasons.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
March 8, 2017November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Flock Talk
Limericks, Rated R

Flock Talk

RAWLINNA SHEEP STATION, AUSTRALIA — They are talking about us.

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Stumpy
March 7, 2017November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
Elf on the Shelf
Limericks, Rated R

Elf on the Shelf

FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.

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Stumpy
December 23, 2016November 7, 2023 · 2 mins read
The Jewfish
Limericks, Rated PG

The Jewfish

GULF OF MEXICO — Even fish can be victims of antisemitic stereotypes. Or so some say.

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Stumpy
December 8, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Nordic Mosquitoes
Limericks, Rated G

Nordic Mosquitoes

TRONDHEIM, NORWAY — The only thing worse than a bloodsucking skeeter is all of them draining you at once.

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Javier Seguro
November 4, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Ratfish
Limericks, Rated G

The Ratfish

NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Don’t let the name fool you. This fish is, indeed, a fish.

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Stumpy
July 1, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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