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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Flora & Fauna

Animal and plant life of all kinds, including microscopic, mythological and extraterrestrial.

A Defiant Few
Limericks, Rated R

A Defiant Few

DAKAR, SENEGAL — No judgements, but how do you get consent from a sheep?

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Stumpy
January 6, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
No. 3: Two Blows
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No. 3: Two Blows

SANTAREM DISTRICT, PORTUGAL — Stumpy and Javier drive to Villa Lagartos for a high-level meeting.

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Stumpy
September 22, 2014November 13, 2023 · 6 mins read
Tripe
Limericks, Rated R

Tripe

PORCAVILLE, NEW YORK, USA — Some parts of the pig or more desirable than others, unless you happen to like the gross bits.

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Javier Seguro
September 10, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower
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No. 2: Cold Fish, Hot Shower

LISBON, PORTUGAL — Back from a mission that went bad, Stumpy regroups with Javier.

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Stumpy
August 1, 2014November 13, 2023 · 5 mins read
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Limericks, Rated PG

Tyrannosaurus Rex

BOZEMAN, MONTANA, USA — Fossils can tell us many things about the past, sometimes even what the critter’s last meal was.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
July 26, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
You’re a Wanker
Lyrics, Rated PG

You’re a Wanker

CUMMING, GEORGIA, USA — How many colorful ways can you think of to describe masturbation?

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Stumpy
June 29, 2014November 13, 2023 · 2 mins read

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