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Tag: Genitals

The organs of generation, principally the external structures. In other words, dicks and pussies.

Nympho Pyros
Limericks, Rated R

Nympho Pyros

EXPERIMENT, GEORGIA — If you play with fire, you’re going to get burned.

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Stumpy
May 16, 2014November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Widow Cobb’s Spider
Limericks, Rated R

Widow Cobb’s Spider

BUSH LANDING, MINNESOTA, USA — Mutual symbiosis is common in nature, but not always this startling or confusing.

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Stumpy
May 13, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Whitechapel Tart
Limericks, Rated R

Whitechapel Tart

LONDON, ENGLAND — Jack the Ripper was brutal. If he had a sense of humor, it might have manifested as something like this.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
May 10, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Oyster Cloister
Limericks, Rated PG

The Oyster Cloister

TACOMA, WASHINGTON, USA — The comparison of shellfish to genitalia is one as old as time. And it’s still funny as fuck.

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Stumpy
May 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine
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Star Wars: Leia in Quarantine

DEATH STAR (FIRST) — She was in that cell a long time, presumably without adequate bathing facilities or access to toiletries.

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Stumpy
April 21, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Fishwife’s Store
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fishwife’s Store

SNOOK, TEXAS, USA — In any community, there are keystone players who touch a disproportionate number of others during a typical day.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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