Limericks, Rated R

Whitechapel Tart

A tart in Whitechapel, feeling brash,
Hiked her skirt for a knickerless flash;
So, Jack took her and stripped her
And laughed, as he ripped her,
“Now it’s my turn to proffer the gash!”

This piece is about Mary Jane Kelly, the supposedly well-endowed prostitute, who was Jack the Ripper’s fifth and last victim. She was 25 years old.

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