Unreliable Boners
BLACK PIPE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — It’s a race to acquire a bigger pecker. Who will end up on the short end of the stick?
Tag: Genitals
The organs of generation, principally the external structures. In other words, dicks and pussies.
Rendezvous
ALSACE PLAIN, FRANCE — Presumably, at least some romantic liaisons in France end with a satisfying orgasmic release. Some, anyway.
Vacuum Cleaner
BALD KNOB, ARKANSAS, USA — You can say “fuck technology,” but to actually do it? Not advisable.
Erectile Dysfunction
LAKE PLACID, NEW YORK, USA — The frustration is understandable, but the solution is not.
Elf on the Shelf
FELCH, MICHIGAN, USA — The elf is cute. The kids love it. Just remember that everything will change forever if your browser history gets out.