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Tag: Masturbation

Sexual arousal and stimulation by oneself, usually by way of direct manipulation or use of objects on, around and in the genitals and erogenous zones, typically to orgasm.

The Age-Old Standby
Limericks, Rated PG

The Age-Old Standby

CLIMAX, NORTH CAROLINA — One’s self-interested stimulation need not be overly complicated. Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best solutions.

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October 30, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Restaurants
Jokes, Rated R

Restaurants

GREASY, OKLAHOMA, USA — Jokes about America’s sad choice of chain dining options, many of them gross and unhealthy fast food.

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October 14, 2015November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
From the Internet
Limericks, Rated R

From the Internet

LOCAL BROWSER HISTORY — Keep one hand free to diddle as you scour the web endlessly for porn that will scratch that fetish itch.

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October 12, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Dry Rub
Haikus, Rated R

Dry Rub

HARD SCRATCH, IOWA — Good lord, it’s now on the menu and reasonably priced, but are you brave enough to order it?

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Stumpy
October 1, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Eskimo Faps
Limericks, Rated PG

Eskimo Faps

MARY’S IGLOO, ALASKA, USA — When the weather is this frigid, perhaps it’s best to not touch yourself.

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Stumpy
December 1, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Dirk’s Dildo Works
Limericks, Rated R

Dirk’s Dildo Works

BIGBONE, KENTUCKY, USA — If everyone wants one, it’s going to be difficult to obtain.

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November 12, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read

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