Sperm Bank
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Sexual arousal and stimulation by oneself, usually by way of direct manipulation or use of objects on, around and in the genitals and erogenous zones, typically to orgasm.
Fucking Birds
AUSTIN, TEXAS, USA — As a group, our avian friends have some of the goofiest and most sexually suggestive names in the animal kingdom.
Powerful Totems
KARNATAKA, INDIA — Many cultures hold elephants in high esteem, especially in India. But it turns out pachyderms aren’t the ballers their reputations suggest.
Massage Parlor
DONGGUAN, CHINA — For those seeking the healing properties of touch therapy in the red district, all’s well that ends well.
Snickerdoodle
FORT SMITH, ARKANSAS, USA — Man’s best friend is loyal, eager to please, and affectionate. Very affectionate.
Camwhore Candy
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