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Tag: Navy

The sailors and machines of maritime warfare and related topics.

The Rum of St. Croix
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The Rum of St. Croix

VIRGIN ISLANDS — The traditional, heavier rum made from blackstrap molasses has a peculiar taste.

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Stumpy
November 22, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Popeye the Sailor Man
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Popeye the Sailor Man

NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, USA — Popeye always walked funny. Now you know why.

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April 11, 2016November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Butt Pirates
Limericks, Rated R

Butt Pirates

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN — Piracy on the high seas has always been a tough choice of profession. But call of the booty is irresistable.

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Stumpy
February 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Shipmates
Limericks, Rated PG

Lesbian Shipmates

FINGERVILLE, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA — It’s so pleasant when the crew is like-minded.

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Stumpy
November 6, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
Rum Grog
Limericks, Rated PG

Rum Grog

CARIBBEAN SEA — When conditions are particularly bad, you can always use drugs to quell rebellion.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
May 22, 2014November 14, 2023 · 1 min read
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