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Stumpy Gould

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Tag: Sex

Sex in all its forms, whether alone or with many, with any gender or fetish and with any body parts or objects used for the purpose.

Pollen
Limericks, Rated R

Pollen

SPLUNGE, MISSISSIPPI, USA — Plant sperm. There’s just no other way to convey the concept than to come right out and say it.

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Stumpy
May 12, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Oyster Cloister
Limericks, Rated PG

The Oyster Cloister

TACOMA, WASHINGTON, USA — The comparison of shellfish to genitalia is one as old as time. And it’s still funny as fuck.

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Stumpy
May 5, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Old Angler’s Advice
Limericks, Rated PG

Old Angler’s Advice

WETMORE, COLORADO, USA — Sage relationship advice delivered at the right time can avert a lot of heartache.

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Fluffy Lane
April 27, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Fishwife’s Store
Limericks, Rated PG

The Fishwife’s Store

SNOOK, TEXAS, USA — In any community, there are keystone players who touch a disproportionate number of others during a typical day.

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Stumpy
April 19, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Woodworking Studs
Limericks, Rated PG

Woodworking Studs

LONGWOOD, WISCONSIN, USA — There’s something sexy about a strapping tradesmen with a toolbelt, who bends wood to his will.

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Stumpy
April 17, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
The Ginger Star
Limericks, Rated PG

The Ginger Star

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — Success in Hollywood often comes at the expense of some quid pro quo. If you choose to pay the price, that’s on you.

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Stumpy
April 16, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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