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The Ginger Star

The Best Actress Academy Award
Went to the ginger star adored
By every producer
Who’d ever seduced her
And enjoyed her red carpet allure.

Science Daily reports that a number of studies now suggest that the color red—as clothing, makeup, jewelry or even hair color—signals sexual receptivity. Men know this and so do rival women, who jealously guard their partners from wanton crimson sluts.

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