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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Sex

Sex in all its forms, whether alone or with many, with any gender or fetish and with any body parts or objects used for the purpose.

The Homeless Prostitute
Limericks, Rated PG

The Homeless Prostitute

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS, USA — Fuller Park is a rough neighborhood, especially for sex workers that people consider trash.

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September 5, 2016November 5, 2023 · 1 min read
The Trekkie Version
Limericks, Rated R

The Trekkie Version

PLANET VULCAN — Raise your fingers in the right way and say, “Live long and prosper.”

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Stumpy
July 28, 2016November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Singularity Jokes
Limericks, Rated PG

Singularity Jokes

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — Stephen Hawking did have a sense of humor and he did like talking about black holes in particular.

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July 11, 2016November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
Fracking
Limericks, Rated PG

Fracking

STANLEY, NORTH DAKOTA, USA — Hydraulic fracturing is like raw-dogging the earth deep in its tight borehole.

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Stumpy
June 29, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
The Stranger
Limericks, Rated PG

The Stranger

HAND PLACE, IDAHO, USA — Take touching yourself to the next level with this revolutionary technique.

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Stumpy
June 26, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Lesbian Talk
Haikus, Rated PG

Lesbian Talk

PIE TOWN, NEW MEXICO, USA — The best way to come out and say it is to come out and say it.

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Stumpy
April 15, 2016November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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