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Tag: Sex

Sex in all its forms, whether alone or with many, with any gender or fetish and with any body parts or objects used for the purpose.

Rump Wranglers
Limericks, Rated R

Rump Wranglers

BAGGS, WYOMING, USA — After driving cattle all day in the dust and blazing sun, some cowboys will be boys with other boys.

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Stumpy
November 6, 2015December 25, 2024 · 1 min read
The Age-Old Standby
Limericks, Rated PG

The Age-Old Standby

CLIMAX, NORTH CAROLINA — One’s self-interested stimulation need not be overly complicated. Sometimes the simplest solutions are the best solutions.

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Stumpy
October 30, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Incest
Haikus, Rated R

Incest

INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA, USA — In the end, it’s family you gotta choose, when everyone else has let you down.

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Stumpy
October 27, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
In the Orchard
Limericks, Rated R

In the Orchard

SOMMERLOCH, AUSTRIA — In this small town in Rheinland-Pfalz, it’s seed-planting time for this young couple.

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Jukka-Pekka Peekkerinen
October 23, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Restaurants
Jokes, Rated R

Restaurants

GREASY, OKLAHOMA, USA — Jokes about America’s sad choice of chain dining options, many of them gross and unhealthy fast food.

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Stumpy
October 14, 2015November 11, 2023 · 2 mins read
From the Internet
Limericks, Rated R

From the Internet

LOCAL BROWSER HISTORY — Keep one hand free to diddle as you scour the web endlessly for porn that will scratch that fetish itch.

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Stumpy
October 12, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read

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