Chastity Belts
TWATT, SCOTLAND — On the Shetland Islands, lock down access to that pussy with actual hardware to discourage interlopers.
Tag: Sex
Sex in all its forms, whether alone or with many, with any gender or fetish and with any body parts or objects used for the purpose.
Aim for the Chin
MCNUTT, WYOMING, USA — As with most things in life, you need to stay focused on the final objective to hit the target.
Dwarfs & Midgets
SHORT PUMP, VIRGINIA — A diminutive poetic form for diminutive human forms.
Big Mystery
CLAM GULCH, ALASKA — It’s not ethical or moral or legal, but it is an effective, if crude, way to circumvent the whole “consent thing.”
Whale Clit
NORTHEAST PACIFIC — Males of most species are sexually ignorant. A significant portion focus exclusively on their own gratification.
I Nipple Fart
DICK, MICHIGAN, USA — Neurodivergents can experience great difficulty in verbalizing their thoughts and feelings, as if the words themselves were mocking them.