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Stumpy Gould

Premium Original Humor. Contains 0% Juice.

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Tag: Sex

Sex in all its forms, whether alone or with many, with any gender or fetish and with any body parts or objects used for the purpose.

In Vietnam
Haikus, Rated PG

In Vietnam

HANOI, VIETNAM — You could say that dicks come in large denominations in Asia.

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September 17, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
Jared Fogle
Jokes, Rated R

Jared Fogle

RUMPUS RIDGE, SOUTH DAKOTA, USA — Jokes about a sicko flash-in-the-pan minor cultural icon before he was arrested, tried and imprisoned.

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August 24, 2015November 12, 2023 · 2 mins read
Ashley Madison Lookup
Jokes, Rated PG

Ashley Madison Lookup

CHEAT LAKE, WISCONSIN, USA — Data breaches can range from relatively inconsequential to dangerous, embarrassing and ruinous.

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August 21, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Bill Cosby
Limericks, Rated PG

Bill Cosby

CONSEQUENCES, NEW MEXICO, USA — “America’s Dad” turned out to be a serial rapist, a sexual predator that assaulted women for decades. Until the law caught up with him.

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July 14, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
Sushi Roll
Limericks, Rated PG

Sushi Roll

BEAVERLICK, KENTUCKY, USA — Oral sex is an outrageously funny concept. People will lick just about anything given the chance.

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July 12, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Narcoleptic Whore
Limericks, Rated PG

The Narcoleptic Whore

TUCKAHOE, NEW JERSEY, USA — It’s hard enough to make a living on your back, but if you just can’t stay awake while you’re there?

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June 25, 2015November 7, 2023 · 1 min read

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