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Tag: Television & Film

All things pertaining to any and all movies and TV shows, from actors, directors and casting to plots, cinematograpy, sound and special effects.

The Ginger Star
Limericks, Rated PG

The Ginger Star

LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, USA — Success in Hollywood often comes at the expense of some quid pro quo. If you choose to pay the price, that’s on you.

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April 16, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Star Trek: The Replicators
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Star Trek: The Replicators

ALPHA QUADRANT — If a security officer you’ve never seen beams down to the planet surface with Kirk in the opening Star Trek scene, you know it’s not going to end well for him.

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April 1, 2014November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Terminator: First Units
Limericks, Rated PG

Terminator: First Units

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA, USA — Even an advanced A.I. takes time to perfect its designs. Skynet is no exception.

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March 18, 2014November 9, 2023 · 1 min read
Aliens: Sulaco Transmission
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Aliens: Sulaco Transmission

PLANET ACHERON — The population of Hadley’s Hope has dropped to zero. There’s a shitload of paperwork to do.

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March 7, 2014November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Starship Troopers: Brains
Limericks, Rated G

Starship Troopers: Brains

PLANET KLENDATHU — The arachnids allegedly hit us first. If you believe that, you’re dumber than an insect.

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January 23, 2014November 5, 2023 · 1 min read

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