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Tag: Work & Professions

Topics related to work of any kind, blue-collar, white-collar or other, for wages, especially specialized skilled labor, from plumber and pot grower to theoretical physicist and physician.

The Best Meat
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The Best Meat

OSLO, NORWAY — Get the special service from your friendly Norwegian neighborhood meat merchant.

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January 2, 2016November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner
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Alice: Greasy-Spoon Diner

PHOENIX, ARIZONA, USA — All you need to know about the show in five lines.

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December 17, 2015November 11, 2023 · 1 min read
Dry Rub
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Dry Rub

HARD SCRATCH, IOWA — Good lord, it’s now on the menu and reasonably priced, but are you brave enough to order it?

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October 1, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read
The Narcoleptic Whore
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The Narcoleptic Whore

TUCKAHOE, NEW JERSEY, USA — It’s hard enough to make a living on your back, but if you just can’t stay awake while you’re there?

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June 25, 2015November 7, 2023 · 1 min read
Her Majesty
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Her Majesty

WINDSOR CASTLE — The regent’s hygiene is paramount in assuring a long reign. But it takes a dedicated staff willing to go to extreme measures.

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June 10, 2015November 12, 2023 · 1 min read
The Sheepherders’ School
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The Sheepherders’ School

DING DONG, TEXAS, USA — There are reasons to pursue a particular profession, and there are reasons to actively avoid a particular profession.

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January 29, 2015November 13, 2023 · 1 min read

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